Becks going to Hollywood

I have always been a big fan of this dude since the days when he wore number 24 at Man Utd, before numbers 10 and 7. I really adore him, not because he's handsome or whuteva but admire him as a footballer. His trademark freekicks made him an idol to teenage boys including me.

I have been practising the "Bend it like Beckham" method many times. Doing an in-swinger is not what I meant as I learned to do that in high school. That's freaking easy. Even Suriani Kempe (Midwest 2006's MVP) can do that. To me, that phrase means more than just a ball that doesn't move on a straight pattern. It is making the perfect freekick every single time.

Before I tried the "Beck way"(this phrase sounds so damn gay), I could never attack the goal with power coz every time I take a freekick, the freaking ball blasts above the crossbar. I realized that when Becks takes a freekick, he will raise his left arm and bend his body about 30 degrees to the left. I guess the reason he does that is to control the height of the ball or whuteva. Anyhew, I tried doing the same thing and it worked. My balls were swinging and they were hitting the target. HAHAHA that sounded really gay.

Anyways, enough about me, recently Becks signed a 5 year $250 mil contract with LA Galaxy (LA whuuutt????) after talks with his current club broke down. I knew Becks has always an eye for money back in the day when he was demanding 120,000 pounds a week at Man Utd, but this time around it is so fucking obvious. Why would a great footballer like him choose to go to a mediocre soccer league. Well, first of all $250 mil is a big amount of money. You'd have to be retarded to turn that down.

The second reason would be .. well players like Becks like to be worshipped and idolized. But when they reach middle age and their form start to hit the floor, they will end up on the bench which to these footballers is unacceptable. In their minds they are still the World Footballer of the Year, those who are feared by defenders or perhaps a better way of saying it "Nobody else is better than them".

But the second they are not on the starting 11, they will make this shocking moves to other clubs. The same goes with Luis Figo, former FIFA Player of the Year, moved to Al Ittihad in Saudi Arabia. Maybe he wants to join Al Qaeda who knows but there are many clubs that still desire his mastery. Bolton would be a good destination. Bolton seemed to be a good place for recycling quality footballers (Djorkaeff, Okocha..etc). But somehow Figo chose the Middle East. Maybe he thinks that there is a possibility that he can play along side Bin Laden.

Back to Becks. This is such a huge news in the US. Like Hurricane Katrina huge. Not only was he on the front page of the New York Post and NY Times, the CNN and E! Channel even made a feature on him. With his massive amount of talent there is no doubt that he can play in any European club. But why Becks why? Money can never buy you happyness. It can get you hoes, but then you'll lose Posh which is a big mistake coz she has a really fine ass. Daymn.